Patrick Sean Farley ([info]pfarley) wrote,
@ 2006-11-08 14:25:00
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WE'RE DOOMED!
Just think -- with the Democrats running Congress, Americans might die.

In fact, with the Democrats in power, it's conceivable we Americans might even be ATTACKED ON OUR OWN SOIL!

What a terrible day that America's government should fall into such incompetent hands.

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[info]enolarama
2006-11-08 10:44 pm UTC (link)
Funny, I read that as "ATTACKED BY OUR OWN SOUL!" Which people may also be saying. Awesome.

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[info]satyrsdance
2006-11-08 11:10 pm UTC (link)
I did a happy dance actually, then again, its my party ^_^

~AsH~
who did a happy dance

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we're in for some changes
[info]satiredun
2006-11-08 11:56 pm UTC (link)
look what this horrifying new change will bring us (http://www.rightwasright.us/)

1. Mandatory homosexuality

2. Drug-filled condoms in schools

12. Tofurkey to be named official Thanksgiving dish

13. Freeways to be removed, replaced with light rail systems

14. Pledge of Allegiance in schools replaced with morning flag-burning

15. Stem cells allowed to be harvested from any child under the age of 8

16. Comatose people to be ground up and fed to poor

17. Quarterly mandatory abortion lottery

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Re: we're in for some changes
[info]pfarley
2006-11-09 04:35 am UTC (link)
I think I'd like a t-shirt which reads, "I ♥ MANDATORY HOMOSEXUALITY."

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Re: we're in for some changes
[info]stutefish
2006-11-09 05:11 am UTC (link)
I think I'd like one that reads "I [heart] MANDATORY TOFURKEY."

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Re: we're in for some changes
[info]ciaranbenson
2006-11-10 02:20 am UTC (link)
Sign Me Up!

I'll take three please. One for each gender.

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ROTFL!
[info]sutut
2006-11-09 01:23 am UTC (link)
This morning, with Tester being in Limbo in my state, Montana, I woke up to a shock. No power. I immidiately thought Dubya had launched a terrorist strike against the US to sieze "Martial Law".

Truly, I was suprised by this election. I thought they'd cheat cheat cheat cheat to stay in, and then use another "9/11" to declare martial law to keep Dubya in office for life. Then, the country would begin the motions of a civil war, while the NeoCONs would fill bags full of money and prepare to run, leaving a depression in their wake.

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[info]sixteenbynine
2006-11-09 03:28 am UTC (link)
Yeah, man, it's like, enough to make me not want to vote for Nader, or something.

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Aye, Gawd 'elp Us.
(Anonymous)
2006-11-09 04:42 am UTC (link)
On learning the terrible news, I made four chocolate layer cakes and brought them to work to celebrate the arrogant fuckers finally getting what they had coming to them fortify my co-workers for the death struggle against perverted islamofascist atheism to come:

VictoryWoeful Tidings Cake (http://home.comcast.net/~stefan_jones/victory_cake.JPG)

Stefan Jones

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Re: Aye, Gawd 'elp Us.
[info]pfarley
2006-11-09 05:32 am UTC (link)
If I weren't in the middle of moving right now, I'd be GLOATING like nobody's business. And not because I have any special love for the Democratic party; simply because I've been listening to the non-stop deluge of vicious, vitriolic, arrogant, childish, insanely stupid rhetoric spewing out of the Republican party's multiple orifices for these past 12 years. I tell you ,it's been like living next to a broken sewer pipe. And for today at least, LORD HALLELUJAH, that 12-year deluge has finally sloshed to a halt.

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[info]ixzist
2006-11-09 04:53 am UTC (link)
In fact, with the Democrats in power, it's conceivable we Americans might even be ATTACKED ON OUR OWN SOIL!

you mean, just like when the republicans were in power?

::snicker::

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[info]pfarley
2006-11-09 05:14 am UTC (link)
Wow, I must really be bad at flagging my sarcasm.

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(Anonymous)
2006-11-09 05:48 am UTC (link)
and, apparently, so am i!

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[info]ixzist
2006-11-09 05:49 am UTC (link)
uh, that anon comment was i

i dig your comics, btw. i have looked at all the material on your site. i value your sarcasm quite a bit.

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[info]satiredun
2006-11-09 09:49 am UTC (link)
ya, but who cares! We're all like, take that, douchebags!
actual bushism "it was a whupin"

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thankin' lucky starspangledwhatevers
[info]gatodesnudo
2006-11-09 05:26 pm UTC (link)
it was indeed a whoopin'

a whompin'

and a whupin'

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2007-06-16 04:46 pm UTC (link)
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