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6/6/6
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Subject: Defense of Marriage in the Name of the Lamb
From: "Patrick Farley"
To: comments@whitehouse.gov
Date: Tue, June 6, 2006

Dear Mr. President,

I am deeply concerned about the proposed Constitutional Amendment which will define marriage as being strictly between a man and a woman -- for the Book of Revelation CLEARLY states that there is another sanctioned Marriage, the coming Wedding between the city of New Jerusalem and The Lamb.

I urge you to remember this passage from Revelation 21:

"And I John saw the holy city, new Jerusalem, coming down from God out of heaven, prepared as a bride adorned for her husband... And there came unto me one of the seven angels which had the seven vials full of the seven last plagues, and talked with me, saying, Come hither, I will shew thee the bride, the Lamb's wife."

This Marriage is, after all, the goal toward which all *true* Christians strive; I fear we would insult the Almighty if we neglected to codify it into our national law. For remember too this passage from Revelation 22: "For I testify unto every man that heareth the words of the prophecy of this book, if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book!"

Do we dare risk writing our great nation out of the Book of Life by committing the sin of ommission? Mr. President, I urge you to veto any Defense of Marriage bill which comes across your desk unless it CLEARLY states that marriage shall only be between a man and a woman, OR between the City of New Jerusalem and The Lamb. The fate of not just our nation, but our immortal souls, may depend on it.

The grace of our Lord Jesus Christ be with us all. Amen!


Patrick Sean Farley
San Francisco, CA



Man; Bush is the living end

hee hee you quote scripture to a man who claimed this; "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East." Obviously the president is allowed to re-write a few things in the bible... Because well... God talks to him.

Re: Man; Bush is the living end

'a man who claimed this; "God told me to strike at al Qaida and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam, which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East."'

Cite?

you're so wonderful! :)

Aww, shucks. I'm just a normal, patriotic American, who believes the King James Bible is 100% true -- which means that every freedom that every generation of Americans since the Founders have fought and died for is destined to burn to ashes under the baleful gaze of a 7-eyed farm animal in the sky. Amen!

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Worthy of Lazlo Toth Himself. God Bless America! And Richard Nixon!

heard a rumor about this weekend. I want to give you my contact info

Bride's Side of the Aisle?

(Anonymous)
So, what cities will get to attend the wedding of the new Millenium?

I'm hoping New Jerusalem invites Colorado Springs, and maybe makes Hackensack, NJ a bridemaid.

And I hope N.J. has a long talk with Taos, NM, who had a long affair with Trickster Coyote back in the '70s and can pass on some advice on what to expect will go down in the hotel room after the reception.

Stefan

brilliant, Patrick! you did send it, yes?

I did. No response, yet.

I certainly hope you sent that picture with it.

If he did, he'd be my new hero. Though I think, skating towards caution is also admireable here. I mean, Bush is psychiotic enough as it is...


But... But...

A few years ago, my local grocers announced their impending merger as the WEDDING of Albertsons and Lucky's. They even had commercials with shopping cards with bridal veils and free cake at the stores and everything.

Of course, service sucked, and I think it must have been an ugly shotgun marriage, but still, what God has blessed, George W. Bush should not set apart! I demand a proviso for grocery stores and other corporate entities to have weddings as well.


This is BRILLIANT.
PS: I wonder how many people in this country feel a great sense of disappointment that the apocalypse didn't actually start yesterday. I mean, if not 6/6/06, then WHEN? IT MIGHT *NEVER* happen!

I wonder how many people in this country feel a great sense of disappointment that the apocalypse didn't actually start yesterday.
It didn't? It's hard to keep track. I imagine it would not look entirely different than the state of the world the day before.

Keep laughing

(Anonymous)
Keep mocking God and the Bible. Someday every knee will bow and every tongue will confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. That means you too!

Re: Keep laughing

(Anonymous)
Awesome! Great troll!

I wish God were alive to see this.

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Do I Detect A Certain Lack of Seriousness Here?

This is the funniest thing I've seen since I started my involuntary sex change.

Oh yes, not joking, it's a little like what happens when someone has 5-alpha-reductase deficiency, except at age 45-50 not 15-20, and from male to female appearance rather than the reverse.

I have a letter from the Australian Attorney-General giving formal legal advice that it doesn't change the status of my marriage. Marriage is covered by Federal Law here in Australia you see, and is defined as being between "a man and a woman".

You know 1.7% of the population is Intersexed - neither quite wholly male nor female? For most, only an expert examination would detect it, but for 1 in a thousand, it's a big problem. For one in a million, laws like this are laughable, and the Bible a poor guide to morality.

Fundamentalists of all stripes are universally ignorant of some of the more spectacular medical oddities, and either pretend we don't exist, flat out deny that things like this can happen, or in extreme cases, deem us inhuman "spawn of the Devil" who should be exterminated.

Historically, we've been quiet, trying to hide away. After all, people like me who are "outed" are 17 times more likely to be victims of murder than the US average, even now. But with laws like this being considered, we can't hide, not if we are to be treated as fully human.

Maybe in 20 years time, comments like this one will be remembered as the beginning of the IS/TS rights movement. And maybe by then, Apocemon and Spiders might be finished too. No bets in either case though :)

I keep checking electric sheep for new updates but never see anything new, which saddens me. Are you not doing new work anymore?

Would I be too much of a killjoy if I pointed out that presidents have no power to sign or veto any constitutional amendments? They can lend their bully pulpit to the cause, but that's about it. And Bush, to his credit, seems to want to allow civil unions, which is why, believe it or not, he actually opposed the Ohio referendum in 2004. So... perhaps New Jerusalem and the Lamb can simply get a civil union? :)

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